Love and Lunchladies

It’s time!  Lunchladies Bought My Prom Dress is now available on Amazon in print and e-book formats. Click here to buy!

Thank you for your encouragement over the last few days. Truly, I am deeply touched. My dream is to turn “Lunchladies” into a limited series (and write more books). I need your help to connect with as many readers as possible, so that eventually some sweaty L.A. executive chewing a stogie will hear about my book from his granddaughter’s yoga instructor’s pet-sitter and give me a meeting. (That’s how Hollywood works, right?)

Here's how to help:

1. Leave an honest review on Amazon. My short-term goal is 100 reviews.  And just as a reminder, whether you write, “Heather is a better writer than James Agee,” or “I wish I had purchased Prince Harry’s memoir instead,” please don’t mention that we know each other, if we do.  Amazon will remove it, even if you’re being honest.

2. If you have the hook up with any media, or your business would like to carry a few copies of my book, please let me know. I offer a generous distributor discount and accept returns. I will also gladly do written, voice, or video interviews, as well as in-person readings if we can make it safe for our high-risk family (which is doable). 

  However, I will not accept interview requests from “Ima Butthead” or any other child who has stolen a parent’s phone to make prank calls.  Not again, anyway.

3. Please let me know if you receive a print copy and it looks weird in any way.  It’s Amazon’s fault, I swear.

And please let me know what you think!  Virtual hugs are nice, too.

Love and Lunchladies,

Heather

PS – if you don’t have access to the link above and decide to order directly from Amazon, the easiest way to find my book is to type my name, “Heather Ream,” into their search bar.  If not, you will have to scroll through about five hundred pages of prom gear.  So, heads up.